As it turns out, not only did I get a long weekend off in order to drink in New Orleans but I also got a whole week off to drink on a beach in Alabama. Specifically this beach:
Top ten best things about Spring Break
1. The incredible party cup Ashley had made for me!
2. Clay’s poor excuse for a swimsuit
3. Pip throwing up in the sand and then covering it like a cat on day one.
4. The beer pong pit (later to become the boys bathroom)
5. When everyone decided they would rather chug salsa than beer.
6. Dejean being a Sorority girl
7. Clay being a Sorority girl
8. Drunk people
9. This picture
10. And the clean up process.
Quote book (a select few):
Bea, good lord you are drunk girl. Is it even four? – Clay
Clothed with immense power! – Paul while throwing up
I can’t hear the ocean over these sick beats – DeJean
I’m not going on that sand hell hole any more – Nick
He’s about to get… [flicks out knife] Denouxtered – DeJean to Denoux who is passed out in a chair
Are we just drinking shirtless? Is that what we’re doing right now? – Cody
Let it play. Fuck. We had to listen to fucking… Edgar Allan Coe – Kevin