Thoughts while watching Game of Thrones for the first time

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Ok, here we go. Only a few years late.

Who’s this guy?

I don’t understand what is happening.

Oh, that’s the blond dick everyone hates.

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Boobs.

These people get laid a lot considering they all look really dirty.

Getting out of a shower at Winterfell would be so cold. That’s probably why they’re all so grubby.

Who’s that?

Khaleesi is the one that everyone is obsessed with, right?

Could I pull off white-blonde hair and dark eyebrows?

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Probably not.

Actually, definitely not.

I’m bored.

What is this person called?

How do you even spell that?

I can tell that this is a plot building episode because we are spending a lot of time in a brothel.

When are shocking things going to happen?

Is this what people mean when they say desensitised to violence?

HOLY SHIT A HORSE JUST GOT ITS HEAD CHOPPED OFF

Boobs.

So many boobs yet all of them are super perky. I am suspicious.

It seems that women can either be ladies or whores. This sounds like a familiar dichotomy.

I keep clicking onto the next episode and I don’t know why.

I’m bored.

DRAGONS!

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